Hire Me
Hey there!
If you’re interested in hiring me, here are a few things you should know:
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Things I DO Do:
- Website Conceptualization
- Website Design
- XHTML and CSS
- Web Graphics
- WordPress Theming
- Other ‘Blog’ Theming
- Forum Skinning
- Graphic Design
- Traditional Art
- Graphic Art
- Other Art
- Article Writing
- Creative Writing
- Other Writing
- Provide ORIGINAL Content
- Provide EXCELLENT Customer Service
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Things I DON’T Do:
- Backend Coding
- Systems Operation
- A Lot of PHP
- Flash Scripting/Programming
- C++ or Other Major Programming
- Generate Content for ‘Bad’ Sites
- Plagiarize
For any of the items I have mentioned in my ‘DO’ list, you may either hire me for my actual services rendered in that area or hire me as a consultant for a particular service area or… both.
This means you can hire me to do a custom WordPress theming job or you can hire me to look over what you have now and advise you on possible theme changes/alterations or you can hire me to do both – advise and theme.
For any of the items in my ‘DON’T’ list, I… well… I simply don’t do them?
I am NOT a programmer.
I am NOT a Flash rockstar.
I will NOT write essays or papers for your classes.
I will NOT generate content for sites that are purely ad-driven (money making schemes).
I will NOT allow you to lift my content for use on your site(s) that are purely ad-driven (money making schemes).
I will NOT generate content or do work for anything that is spam related.
My knowledge of PHP is enough to allow me to skin and theme online applications like WordPress with relative ease.
If you’re needing custom PHP coding to make your blog hop, skip, and jump through ten different customized Loops, you’re looking at the wrong person (though I could probably point you to a starting point).
If you need help customizing the look and feel and general operation of your WordPress theme, however, I would be the right person to ask.
Make sense?
Still interested?
Then please feel free to drop me a line – either through my contact form or directly through email – and we can discuss the possibilities.
For immediate examples of how I provide people with web design-related support and consultations (in particularly, of the WordPress nature), please visit the WordPress.org Support Forum and look for me, EMG, and take a peek at my profile as it lists my complete support forum history.
If you’re considering me for longer term employment, please feel free to ask me for a copy of my resume.
~ EMG
WordPress has come a long way, baby, and boy how it's grown! From the ability to create fully-customized static pages to the ability to customize the hell out of your post display Loop to the ability to change themes like a chameleon to all the plugins that are available for your WordPress-enhancing pleasure, WordPress has a lot going for it and to top it all off, it's open source and free to use! Perfect for bloggers, online journalists, writers, artists, and people in general like you who have something to say and who want to say it THEIR way, WordPress is the platform where ideas, thoughts, and experiences are presented in the way they were meant to be - in YOUR voice and with YOUR style.